That's Not Me true scary story

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Sloyding up here. What's the title
of this one? Uh, that's not

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me? Okay, sounds like an
Amanda Bine ship. You give it a

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second. I think when we first
turned on it gets all funky. Yeah,

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our recording gets a little weird per
second. But I think we're good

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now. The title is that's not
me. My dad and I were camping

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for the weekend. Because it was
the perfect weather for camping, we headed

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out to forest. We knew it
was very nice at a beautiful river and

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good spots of camping, and we
were the only ones who ever camp in

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those woods. As expected, we
set up our campsite and we did all

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the stuff you would do when you
would go camping. Then we went to

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bed. I woke up at I
want one am to go to the bathroom.

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As I was going to the bathroom, my father was still asleep.

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So after I finished up my business, I came back to the campsite and

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checked out my father. Mate opened
his tent up, and to my surprise,

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he wasn't there. I thought maybe
he went to the bathroom as well,

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but when I left, he'd looked
deep asleep. There's no way he

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would go to the bathroom at the
same time I would randomly or maybe he

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did it, and I brushed it
off like it was all crazy. It

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didn't make any sense to me.
Went back inside my tent, back to

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bed. I woke up in the
morning and checked on my dad. Before

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I could check his tent, I
heard someone whisper that's not me. Then

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I looked behind me and my father
was behind a tree, looking pale.

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I ran over to him. He
said, we got to get out here.

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Why, I said, tell you
when we get in the car.

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So we packed our stuff and I
left the tents, which I found strange.

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Someone was still in my dad's tent. The dad explained what had happened

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at the lee. YO lall last
night night for a bit, I forgot

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some stuff that we needed and I
went to the store. I feel terrible

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for leaving you, but I figured
i'd be back before he knew it.

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When I came back, I saw
someone enter my tent. I stayed up

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all night behind a tree to make
sure the person stayed in there. At

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this point I realized that person sleeping
wasn't him. Realization struck me so hard.

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I was paranoid as hell. O't
hearing it so wait all night to

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tell you so we could get out
of the woods before they noticed. That's

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what my dad said. After that, we never went camping ever again.

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Wow, I was a shorter one
to normally do. And I read it

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though. I was like, Wow, two things. One that's scary as

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hell and two that dad's kind of
a dipshit. Somebody said, what the

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hell they left their kid? Yeah, that's what I thought too, So

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it took me a second like connect
it. So what happened was he woke

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up, he saw somebody that actually
wasn't his dad. Yeah, woke up

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to what he was always waited about, saw someone in there, and went

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on his way. We came back, the person was gone for a little

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bit, and then he got back
into the bed and woke up next morning.

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He knows that he was going to
go wake up his dad. Chad

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Michael said that would be horrible.
Homeless guy was like, someone bought me

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a tent. Yeah, I mean
it didn't seem like whoever it was that

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when into tent was like trying to
be secretive about it. I mean,

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really wouldn't lay down that tent to
the point where I guess that guy thought

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it was his dad, right,
I mean, yeah, how did he

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say it was? He did not
say his age, but I get the

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feeling that this was a younger person
just by the way it was written.

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Yeah, uh so, I would
say probably teenager, early teenager, probably

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fourteen, it's going by the syntax. Maybe somebody, yeah, people were

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talking. Maybe somebody stole his spot. Maybe that tent was in spot or

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the almost guys spot. We don't
know. Yeah, that's crazy this who

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does that? Like I'm just gonna
go get stuff. You can't even go

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get stuff in the middle of night
these days. Hardly knows. Well,

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I'm guessing this was a few years
back, because it was it was an

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older story. When I checked it
out, it was it's a three year

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old story. So like you're talking
possibly back when Walmart was still twenty four

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hours in a lot of places,
you know, when we'll get some slim

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gems or like, I mean,
what the heck? You know? Yeah,

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clearly this this dad is a little
bit like I said, dipshit.

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We will have another story later tonight
that I shared it as Dad of the

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Year potential two oh fantastic sounds like, but it sounds like this guy's up

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for it. He it step bite, So what could what should he have

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done different? Luke? If you
had to say, well, I would

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have been like, hey, the
hell on my tent? You know,

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you raise a ruckus you see someone
going into your tent. But the first

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step is though, you don't leave
your kid in the woods at night.

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Yeah, if you know the area, that's that's psychotic behavior. Obviously,

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you know we don't know everything,
but I would definitely question this guy's parenting

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abilities. Luke, you're brilliant,
Captain Hindside, the hero of the modern

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age. Captain Hindsight. Thank god
you come. They should have built fire

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escapes on those windows for the higher
floors. Then people could have gotten down.

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Well, looks like my job here
is done. Goodbye everyone. I

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love that clip. It's true though
it's something so simple. But yeah,

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who leaves their kid out there in
the woods. That's crazy, so weird.

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It could have went what it could
have went much worse. We actually

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don't even know what all happened,
though, I guess. I mean,

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he could have stole their stuff.
They left a bunch of their stuff there,

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right, so left their tents for
sure? What's crazy? Who does

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that? See the comments? What
a perfect clip. Somebody said, yep,

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somebody had mentioned carrying a weapon.
You know, when slim gems call,

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you gotta go. Yeah, I
mean maybe you just went to the

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gas station. We don't we don't
know. I gotta I could go for

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a slim gym right now. Step
into one, brother, because I got

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a story for you that's gonna rock
your world. Man. So read Jeff

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Townsend. Media sees you good night, and the question is, do I

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stay here? Will you be back? Are you gonna come back? Will

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you be back? Are you coming
back?